MONSTER BUSINESS RESURRECTION
Exorcise the false path. Resurrect the business that actually feels like you.
This isn’t a rebrand. It’s a fucking reckoning.
You’ve already done the programs.
You’ve built the offers.
You’ve downloaded the templates, followed the coaches, made the posts…
But under it all, there’s a quiet ache:
“Why doesn’t any of this actually feel like me?
That ache?
That’s your soul business—buried alive beneath strategy, performance, and all the ways you’ve tried to get it right.
It doesn’t need a pivot.
It needs a resurrection.
Welcome to
Monster Business Resurrection
This isn’t another business coaching program.
This is a dark mirror and a sacred scalpel.
A 6-week private container where we exorcise the performative bullshit, strip you down to your essence, and rebuild your business from soul, strategy, and somatic truth.
You won’t walk out of this container with more “to-dos.”
You’ll walk out reborn—with a voice that cuts through noise, an offer that feels like art, and a business that finally fits your body.
Done all the right things—but still feels off
Sick of building from pressure, fear, and “should”
Tired of hiding their voice behind aesthetics, perfection, or spiritual bypass
Ready to burn the blueprint and build from their nervous system, soul map, and sacred rage
Longing to feel their business again—like it's alive, breathing, and speaking truth
This is for the entrepreneur who’s
Inside this container, we will
💀 Burn your false business model
So you can stop spinning in surface strategy and start channeling your real medicine
🧬 Decode your astro-somatic blueprint
Sun, Saturn, Chiron, Pluto, Nodes, HD—your chart IS your business map when read through the body
🎙 Resurrect your true voice + offer
You don’t need a niche. You need a nerve. You’ll leave with a soul offer that feels like a transmission
🌹 Build your Resurrection Map™
A simplified, somatic, sacred strategy for visibility, marketing, and structure that you can actually sustain
THIS ISN’T COACHING
6 weeks | $3,333
3 Private 1:1 Calls (75 mins)
Voxer Support (Mon–Thurs)
Custom Astro-Somatic Business Blueprint
Offer + Messaging Co-Creation
Nervous System Visibility Rhythm
Rituals, Templates, & Resurrection Mapping
You don’t need a rebrand.
You need to remember who the fuck you are.
Let’s resurrect the business you were born to build.
Let’s make it sacred again.
Let’s make it yours.
Ready to go all in?
I walk with women through the holy dark.
I decode your chart, your body, and your shame until you remember:
You’re not broken. You’re bound.
And we unbind you through blood sermons, nervous system rituals, and resurrection business.
If you’re still reading this, something in you already remembers me.
And that means…
I remember you.