Parent with the wisdom of the stars.
Discover the cosmic blueprint that reveals your child’s emotions, gifts, learning style, sensitivities, and soul purpose
Your child didn’t arrive here as a blank slate.
They came carrying a soul map
A living, breathing design that reveals who they are at the deepest level.
Their emotional needs (what makes them feel safe + loved).
Their learning style (how their mind actually works).
Their sensitivities (what overwhelms them + how to soothe it).
Their purpose (the path their soul came here to grow into).
When you don’t have this map, parenting feels like fumbling in the dark — guessing, projecting, and sometimes clashing with who your child actually is.
✨ But when you see your child through astrology?
You stop parenting from projection or trauma, & start parenting from alignment.
You see your child clearly.
You parent them as they are, not who the world tells them to be.
Why Astrology for Parenting?
Astrology doesn’t predict your child’s future.
It unlocks the wisdom of who they are right now.
This work gives you the clarity to:
✔ You understand their emotions instead of dismissing them.
✔ You nurture their gifts instead of forcing them into molds.
✔ Hold boundaries that actually work for them.
✔ Support their soul’s path without projecting your own.
Because the truth is — the greatest gift you can give your child isn’t just love.
It’s the power of being seen for who they really are.
Cosmic Parenting™ isn’t about being the “perfect parent.”
It’s about being the aligned parent — the one who understands, honors, and nurtures the soul that chose you.
Your child already came here as themselves.
Astrology helps you parent them into themselves, not away from it.
🌙 Are you ready to see your child through the eyes of the stars?
Choose your package
The Starter Map
The essential foundation every parent should have.
Your Child’s Soul Map
Emotional Blueprint
Learning & Communication Style
Clear insight into your child’s core personality, emotional needs, and how they learn best.
The Deep Dive
For parents who want to fully understand their child’s inner world.
Everything in The Starter Map
Motivation & Energy
Boundaries & Discipline
Gifts & Growth
Shadow & Sensitivity
The full spectrum of who your child is — strengths, challenges, sensitivities, and how to parent them with balance.
The Family Flow
Because no child exists in isolation — they exist in a family system.
Everything in The Deep Dive
Parent-Child Harmony Reading (Synastry)
Sibling Harmony Reading (if applicable)
Parenting Role Reading (your chart in parent mode)
A holistic view of your family dynamics, so you can build harmony while honoring each person’s unique role.
Limit to ONE child & ONE sibling (additional siblings can be added for an additional charge)
The Legacy Blueprint
A long-term roadmap for raising aligned children.
Everything in The Family Flow
Life Purpose Reading (North Node)
Developmental Cycles (key ages + milestones)
Family Dynamic Blueprint (composite family chart)
A guide you’ll return to again and again as your child grows.
Limit to ONE child & ONE sibling (additional siblings can be added for an additional charge)
Meet the Woman Who Lives in the Dark
I’m Tiffiney —
Sacred Desecrator. Feral mother. Farm witch. Monster midwife.
I mentor women in soul business rebirth, nervous system sovereignty, and voice reclamation—while raising wild children and rabbits on a sacred plot of land that breathes with me.
My farm is my classroom.
My business is my bloodline.
And my work is where women come to fall apart—so they can finally live whole.
🕸️ This is not a niche. This is an ecosystem. And you're invited.
My magic lives in the space most people avoid: the underworld of your conditioning.
I work with women who look put-together on the outside, but inside they’re unraveling under pressure, performance, and generational pain.
My method blends astrology, somatic alchemy, emotional reclamation, and nervous system science — all through the lens of the Sacred Dark.
I'm not here to fix you.
I’m here to mirror the version of you who never needed fixing to begin with.
Fresh from the underworld
I thought I was building a business.
But what I was really doing… was remembering who I am.
When a wild swamp rabbit ran up to me and stopped at my feet, I knew the work was changing. My brand. My farm. My children. My blood. My voice. All of it.
What followed was collapse. Rebirth. Consecration.
This site is the temple that rose from those ashes.
